Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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