Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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