Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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