If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
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I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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