No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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