How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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