similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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