Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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