It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
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Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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