That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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