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• (216): View more from Ohio

  If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.

  (661): View more from California

  Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  ..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.

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• (585): View more from New York

  any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"

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• (714): View more from California

  Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.

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