me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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