ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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