That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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