your room smells of hookers.
And success
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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