bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
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This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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