its not stalking. its research.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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