my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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