she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Even my vagina gasped.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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