At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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