i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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