erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
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I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
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