They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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