If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
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Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
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You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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