that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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