Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Dignity is for republicans.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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