I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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