normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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