Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
So apparently I’m into choking now
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