You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
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I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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