Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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