my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
You ruined the universe
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