i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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