please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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