Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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