I like to think it a success when the cops are called
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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