the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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