Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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