um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
