so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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