I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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