Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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