If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You can't motorboat a personality
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
19 People Confess What It’s Like To Have Sex With Someone That Is Transitioning
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.