Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.