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(845): View more from New York

just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life

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(250): View more from British Columbia

is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?

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(404): View more from Georgia

So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.

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(530): View more from California

Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.

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(206): View more from Washington

Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.

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(206): View more from Washington

You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.

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(904): View more from Florida

It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!

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