He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Randomize
