Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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