i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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