And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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