Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
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She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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