I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
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not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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