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PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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