This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
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just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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