He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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