you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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