Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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