They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Just invented taco cereal.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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