What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
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I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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